In May 2025, the platform we hosted our website on for 9 years unexpectedly took us down. To learn the full story of our journey, our challenges, and our comeback, visit our new page: RIPT Revival
In May 2025, the platform we hosted our website on for 9 years unexpectedly took us down. To learn the full story of our journey, our challenges, and our comeback, visit our new page: RIPT Revival
These RIPT Apparel designs are recognized by fans as some of the most popular limited-edition tees ever released. While availability may vary, these designs represent the style, humor, and fandom-driven creativity RIPT is known for.
We recommend washing all apparel products “inside-out” and on the “cold” water setting. Air drying is best, at least the first time.
All orders are custom made by our amazing staff at our manufacturing facility located in the USA. We try our best to get your order shipped within 3 business days, but this can take longer during the holidays or if we have supply issues.
The Johnson Hanks 2020 Star-Spangled design plays like a campaign logo that never actually existed but somehow feels completely plausible. A bold circular badge wraps familiar red, white, and blue iconography around block lettering that mimics official election branding. The added line about poise and quiet competence shifts the whole thing into parody territory without breaking the visual seriousness. If you recognize the personalities being mashed together here, the humor lands immediately.
This piece is for people who prefer understated satire over loud statements. It signals a dry sense of humor and a fondness for fictional what-ifs rather than real-world shouting. Calm, ironic, and intentionally restrained.
Comfortable fabric options that feel soft and steady
Relaxed fits across tees, tanks, and layered styles
Clean print quality that keeps edges sharp
Materials that hold color and shape over time
Strong badge-style layout that reads clearly at a distance
Some campaigns only exist as inside jokes.
Price range: $17.95 through $46.95
We recommend washing all apparel products “inside-out” and on the “cold” water setting. Air drying is best, at least the first time.
All orders are custom made by our amazing staff at our manufacturing facility located in the USA. We try our best to get your order shipped within 3 business days, but this can take longer during the holidays or if we have supply issues.
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We pride ourselves on using high-quality materials for our t-shirts. Our standard t-shirts are made from a soft and comfortable blend of 100% cotton. We also offer premium options with a blend of cotton and polyester for enhanced durability and comfort.
Yes, our t-shirts are available in a wide range of sizes to ensure a comfortable fit for everyone. We offer sizes from XS to 5XL, so you can find the perfect fit for your style.
To keep your t-shirt looking great, we recommend machine washing it in cold water and turning it inside out. Use a gentle cycle and avoid using bleach. Tumble dry on low or hang it to air dry. Following these care instructions will help maintain the print’s vibrant colors and the t-shirt’s quality.
Our t-shirt designs are exclusive to RIPT Apparel. We work with talented artists to create unique, one-of-a-kind designs that you won’t find anywhere else. When you wear our t-shirts, you’re showcasing original artwork and supporting independent artists.
We’re constantly updating our collection with fresh and exciting designs. You can expect new designs daily, and we keep our customers informed about the latest releases, ensuring you have access to the latest trends and pop culture references.
Our delivery times vary depending on your location. Typically, orders are processed and shipped within a few business days. You can expect your order to arrive within a week of shipping. We also offer expedited shipping options for those who can’t wait to receive their unique t-shirts.
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