by kharmazero
$22.95
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This relationship status parody tee mimics a chalk written checklist stripped to the essentials on a black field. Two ordinary life options sit untouched while a third gets a rough, decisive slash.
It is made for people who prefer allegiance over labels. The joke treats an epic path like a mundane form, and if you know the rules, the mark says everything.
It drops for one day in our limited release, so grab it before the timer ends.
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Before you buy
It reads like a chalk checklist of life options, with the usual choices skipped and a third marked by a bold slash.
It shrinks an epic, legendary path down to a mundane form you would tick off, which lands as dry deadpan humor.
Fans of minimalist geek humor who enjoy an inside joke that rewards knowing the reference.
It comes in unisex sizes S to 6XL as a tee, tank top, hoodie, crew sweatshirt, or wall print.
Yes. It is part of our daily limited drop, so it prints for a short window and may not return once the countdown ends.
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