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Don't Torture Yourself

Don't Torture Yourself

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A pale hand with long red nails grips a thorny rose stem. Ornate tan scissors have cut the red bloom from the top. A ribbon banner above reads "Don't torture yourself" and addresses a husband by name. A second banner below answers in script, "That's my job." Sparkles and loose leaves float on a dark halftone circle.

This Don't Torture Yourself shirt suits fans of a macabre screen family and its devoted couple.

Printed in the USA on demand.

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  • Tan, brown and charcoal print with red accents, placed on the front
  • Women's Premium tee is Bella+Canvas 4.2 oz 100% combed and ringspun cotton with a longer body
  • Men's tee is Gildan 4.5-ounce ring spun US cotton in a modern classic fit
  • Crew neck sweatshirt is Gildan 8 oz, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, machine wash cold

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A pale hand with red nails holds a thorny stem while ornate scissors cut off a red rose. Two tan banners carry a quote, with sparkles and falling leaves around them.

It is a line the gothic matriarch of a macabre family says to her husband in the family's 1991 film. She is also known for clipping the blooms off her roses and keeping the stems.

Fans of dark humor and old-fashioned gothic romance, and couples who quote that family at each other.

Gildan men's, women's and youth tees, Bella+Canvas premium tees and tank top, and a Gildan crew neck sweatshirt. The women's tee is 5.3 oz preshrunk cotton with a rib mid scoop neck.

It is printed on demand in the USA, made only after the order is placed. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed applies.

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