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Small hero holding a frying pan under forking lightning, styled like a mock heavy metal album cover about root vegetables

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A black and white figure in a hooded cloak and belted tunic stands among misty hills, gripping a large dark round object. Lightning bolts crackle on both sides. Angular band-style lettering above reads "Po-Ta-Toes". White text below reads "Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew".

This boil em mash em stew shirt suits metal fans, fantasy readers and anyone who likes a potato joke.

Printed on demand in the USA and made after it is ordered. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Why Fans Choose This Tee

  • Monochrome white on black with lightning and mist, printed on the chest
  • Crew neck sweatshirt is Gildan 8 oz 50% cotton and 50% polyester with air jet yarn
  • Tanktop in Black is cut from Bella+Canvas 100% combed cotton
  • Canvas wrap is professionally wrapped and framed 1.5 inch, with pre-drilled hanging holes

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  • Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
  • Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
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A cloaked traveler stands under lightning with misty hills behind. Angular lettering reads Po-Ta-Toes, and a line below says to boil, mash and stew them.

It copies the look of a heavy metal album cover and swaps the band name for a potato pun, using a famous fantasy line about cooking potatoes.

It suits metal fans and fantasy fans who enjoy a food joke.

This design is sold on a Crew Neck Sweatshirt, a Tanktop, Prints and Canvas Wraps, in Black. It is not listed on standard tees.

Each item is printed on demand in the USA after ordering.

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