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This cobra chicken shirt leans into the nickname anyone who has met a Canada goose already knows. The bird stands in a fearless martial-arts pose, wings spread and attitude maxed, waging the psychological warfare that earned geese their reputation.
It is a cobra chicken shirt for anyone who has been chased across a park, mixing real-life goose menace with an 80s fighting-movie stance for a joke that lands instantly.
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Cobra chicken is the affectionate nickname for a Canada goose, and this design plays on the bird's fearless, territory-defending attitude with wings spread wide.
An aggressive goose in a martial-arts pose, mixing the real-life menace of a Canada goose with a classic 80s fighting-movie stance.
It nods to a famous karate movie and a goose-mischief video game without naming either, keeping the joke on the bird itself.
Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size, printed in the USA so the color holds through repeat washes.
Men's, women's, and youth sizes as a t-shirt, tank, crew sweatshirt, canvas, or poster.