Description
This vampire coffee tee captures the undead version of morning grumpiness. A tiny cartoon vampire stands in full cape and medallion, unimpressed and half awake, clutching a bat-printed mug. The joke hinges on the double meaning of suck, paired with his disdain for sunlight and schedules.
A bright red background and hand-drawn lettering push it into playful territory rather than horror. Anyone who hates alarms or identifies as nocturnal will feel seen by this little night dweller.
RIPT drops a new original design every day and retires them without warning.
Why Fans Choose This Tee
- Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size
- Printed in the USA so color holds through repeat washes
- Available as a t-shirt, sweatshirt, tank, canvas, or poster
- Men's and women's sizes from $17.95




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