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Two skeletons in a stare down, one holding the other's eye socket open, with gradient text on a graphic tee

Maintain Eye Contact

by rocketman

$24.95

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  • Printed on demand in the USA
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
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Two skeletons face each other in neckties, one in purple and one in teal. The purple skeleton leans forward and reaches a hand to the other one's face while the teal skeleton's eyeball bulges out. Dripping lettering reads ALWAYS MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT, with a small line below that says UPSKILLING & RETRAINING.

This maintain eye contact shirt suits office workers, skeleton art fans and anyone tired of training slogans.

Printed on demand in the USA after the order is placed.

Why Fans Choose This Tee

  • Purple and teal skeletons with drip lettering printed on the chest
  • Men's Premium tee is a pre-shrunk Bella+Canvas with shoulder taping and side seams, in Leaf or Black
  • Women's tee is Gildan 5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton, side-seamed, with double-needle stitching, in Black or Navy
  • Crew neck sweatshirt is Gildan 8 oz, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, with rib cuffs, in Black or Irish Green

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  • Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
  • Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
  • International shipping is worked out at checkout from the delivery address.
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Two skeletons in neckties face each other, and one reaches to hold the other's eye in place. Dripping lettering says ALWAYS MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT.

It mocks workplace training advice by showing the instruction taken to a literal extreme. The small line UPSKILLING & RETRAINING points at corporate seminars.

It suits people with office jobs and a taste for dark humor. It also works for fans of skeleton and Halloween style art.

It is sold on men's tees, women's tees, Men's Premium tees, Women's Premium tees, a crew neck sweatshirt, a tank top, prints and canvas wraps. Tee fabrics are cotton from Gildan and Bella+Canvas, with specs listed on the page.

Each item is printed on demand in the USA after the order is placed.

Made in the USA Custom made to order
Original Designs Not found in stores
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