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Do You Even Lift, Crow? Exclusive

by AtomicRocket

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$22.95

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  • Printed on demand in the USA
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
  • The artist earns on every sale

This fantasy gym parody tee imagines a frosty undead warlord running his own gym north of the wall. The icy king hits a classic bodybuilding pose, flexing armored biceps while a spray of snow blasts behind him, and a blunt gym-tank taunt stamps the punchline in blocky type.

It blends epic fantasy tropes with locker-room bravado, a fantasy gym parody tee for gym regulars and binge-watchers who like their workout humor a little cold-blooded.

This design dropped for a limited window, and RIPT retires art without notice.

Why Fans Choose This Tee

  • Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size
  • Printed in the USA so color holds through repeat washes
  • Available as a t-shirt, tank, crew sweatshirt, or canvas
  • Men's, women's, and youth sizes.

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  • Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
  • Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
  • International shipping is worked out at checkout from the delivery address.
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Customer reviews

Do you even lift crow shirt

Lauren H. · 23 Dec 2019

I got this as a Christmas gift for my boyfriend. He has over 100 of these shirts, no joke. Loved this shirt! We are huge GOT fans. I will say, The texture of it is not quite as soft as the others.

Richard R. · 25 Apr 2019

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Questions about this design

A frosty undead warlord runs a gym north of the wall, flexing in a bodybuilding pose while a blunt gym taunt sells the fantasy-meets-locker-room punchline.

It parodies the icy-undead-villain archetype from epic fantasy, with no series or character named on the shirt.

Yes. The workout humor suits lifters and fantasy fans alike, in men's, women's, and youth sizes.

Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size, printed in the USA so the color holds through repeat washes.

Men's, women's, and youth sizes as a t-shirt, tank, crew sweatshirt, or canvas.

Made in the USA Custom made to order
Original Designs Not found in stores
Returns & Exchanges Free & easy
Artist Royalty They earn when you buy