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Bluey 182
by daletheskaterfrom $19.95
Blue Milk
$22.95
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- Printed on demand in the USA
- Free shipping on orders $69+
- Free returns & exchanges
- The artist earns on every sale
This space dairy parody tee riffs on classic milk branding, only the drink comes from a much stranger source. Bold cursive lettering sells the idea of a wholesome beverage while a minimalist wave shape suggests a fresh pour, and smaller text quietly promises organic, full-cream, free-range qualities that feel both earnest and absurd once you know the galactic origin.
The joke is dry, familiar, and very specific, made for fans who like parody that never has to shout.
RIPT drops a new design every day, so pour one before this label sells out.
Why Fans Choose This Tee
- Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size
- Printed in the USA with color that holds through repeat washes
- Available as a t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tank, canvas, or poster
- Men's, women's, and youth sizes.
Explore More
- See more Star Wars graphic tees
- the Tatooine Sunscreen design
- our Vintage National Park tee
- the Visit The Swamp print
- Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
- Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
- International shipping is worked out at checkout from the delivery address.
- Free returns and exchanges.
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Before you buy
Questions about this design
Wholesome dairy-milk branding, reworked to advertise a famous blue beverage from a science-fiction saga with a much stranger origin.
No. The galactic source is only implied through the color and dry label copy, with no film or character named on the shirt.
It promises organic, full-cream, free-range qualities, an earnest-sounding pitch that turns absurd once you know where the milk comes from.
Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size, printed in the USA so the color holds through repeat washes.
Men's, women's, and youth sizes as a t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tank, canvas, or poster.