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Wouldst Thou Like To Live Deliciously

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The wouldst thou like to live deliciously shirt turns a chilling folk-horror invitation into a sweet little dessert offer. A tiny goat with curling horns, an inverted star, and feathery red wings holds out a slice of cake, a single candle flame hovering above like a dark blessing.

Old-fashioned script wraps the scene, splitting the difference between occult ritual and vintage bakery ad, for fans who like their horror goth and lightly sacrilegious.

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  • Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size
  • Printed in the USA with rich color that keeps detail in horns, wings, and cake through repeat washes
  • Men's, women's, and youth sizes.
  • Also a hoodie, sweatshirt, tank, canvas, or poster

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A folk-horror joke design where a tiny winged goat offers a slice of cake under a candle flame, pairing an occult invitation with a sweet dessert.

It quotes a well-known modern folk-horror film's tempting invitation, styled here as a cheerful dessert offer, with no film or character named on the shirt.

A slice of cake, presented like a dark little blessing, with a single candle flame hovering above its horned head.

Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size, printed in the USA so the horns, wings, and cake detail stay rich through repeated washing.

Men's, women's, and youth sizes, as a t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tank, canvas, or poster.

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