RIPTIt's got electrolytes
The Thirst Mutilator
$22.95
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Energy drink parody tee that explodes a loud retro badge from the center, complete with a jagged lightning bolt and a fake drink label promising way too much. A bright green burst, heavy block lettering, and an over-the-top slogan spoof those ultra-aggressive beverage ads from late-night sci-fi comedy reruns.
Even the tiny callout about electrolytes seals the joke. It looks like a can you would find in a dystopian vending machine, an instant grin among retro graphic tees.
RIPT drops a new design every day and retires them without warning.
Why Fans Choose This Tee
- Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size
- Printed in the USA with color that holds through repeat washes
- Available as a t-shirt, crew sweatshirt, or canvas print
- Men's and women's sizes from $17.95
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- Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
- Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
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Questions about this design
A fake energy-drink badge with a green lightning-bolt burst, block lettering, and an over-the-top electrolytes slogan spoofing aggressive beverage ads.
It parodies the fictional sports drink from a cult sci-fi comedy, evoked through label art only; no film or brand is named on the shirt.
Yes. The dystopian ad-spoof humor lands with fans of cult comedy and retro graphic tees, in men's and women's sizes.
Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size, printed in the USA so color holds through repeat washes.
It is available as a t-shirt, crew sweatshirt, or canvas print.