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An orange fish wearing a small gold crown flops in a spray of water droplets, with one wide eye and an open mouth. Cream hand-lettered text above it reads "My only effective attack" and the text below reads "is panic". Small gold sparkles and an orange underline finish the layout.
The art works as a panic attack shirt for anyone who locks up under pressure, and for fans of monster-catching games who know the joke.
Printed on demand in the USA.
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A crowned orange fish with a wide eye and open mouth flops in a splash of water. Cream hand-lettered words above and below read "My only effective attack is panic".
It riffs on a fish from a monster-catching game that is known for having almost no useful moves, and turns its weak attack into a line about anxiety.
It suits gamers who know the reference and anyone who tends to panic when stakes rise.
The design is sold on men's, women's, Men's Premium and Women's Premium tees, a crew neck sweatshirt, a tank top, a print and a canvas wrap, in Black and Navy. The men's tee is Gildan ring spun cotton and the Premium tees are Bella+Canvas combed cotton.
Each shirt is printed on demand in the USA after you order.