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New Jersey Mallrats - Best Seller

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  • Printed on demand in the USA
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
  • The artist earns on every sale

Slacker comedy graphic tee: two familiar mall-culture slackers stand back to back in exaggerated cartoon form, framed like a hometown sports logo with varsity lettering and a since-forever timestamp. The green and gold palette leans into regional pride, treating convenience-store philosophy and long afternoons indoors as a legacy worth defending.

It is a slacker comedy graphic tee for people who grew up on quotable dialogue, mall runs, and pop culture that never needed to grow up.

RIPT drops a new design every day and retires them without warning, so this one will not wait around.

Why Fans Choose This Tee

  • Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size
  • Printed in the USA with lettering that stays sharp through repeat washes
  • Available as a t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tank, canvas, or poster
  • Men's, women's, and youth sizes.

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  • Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
  • Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
  • International shipping is worked out at checkout from the delivery address.
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Customer reviews

Tshirt paradise

Virginia L. · 8 Jan 2020

Great selection, easy checkout and delivery.

One of a kind

Dalton C. · 5 Jan 2020

This shirt was the big hit at Christmas. Thank you to the artist and thank you RIPT apparel.

It's a T-Shirt

James N. · 16 Aug 2019

Wow it's a T-shirt

New Jersey MallRats

Ben T. · 7 May 2019

Outstanding design and great quality as always from Ript. Another favorite shirt for the collection!

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Questions about this design

Two cartoon mall-culture slackers standing back to back, styled like a hometown varsity sports logo with green and gold colors and a since-forever timestamp.

It nods to a cult 90s mall-set slacker comedy and its convenience-store philosophers, with no film or character named on the shirt.

Yes. It lands with fans raised on quotable dialogue and mall nostalgia, in men's, women's, and youth sizes.

Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size, printed in the USA so color holds through repeat washes.

Men's, women's, and youth sizes as a t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tank, canvas, or poster.

Made in the USA Custom made to order
Original Designs Not found in stores
Returns & Exchanges Free & easy
Artist Royalty They earn when you buy