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My Precious Machete

by Zascanauta

$22.95

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  • Printed on demand in the USA
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Free returns & exchanges
  • The artist earns on every sale

Horror mashup graphic tee that pulls two very different scary worlds into one joke that feels almost too plausible. A cave-dwelling creature crouches on a rocky ledge, cradling not jewelry but a very familiar slasher blade, while a spotlight from above makes the moment theatrical.

The mask, stance, and quiet obsession give the gag its bite. It is a horror mashup graphic tee for horror and fantasy fans who collect crossover horror graphic tees with a wink.

RIPT drops a new original design every day and retires them without warning, so this one will not wait around.

Why Fans Choose This Tee

  • Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size
  • Printed in the USA with color that holds through repeat washes
  • Available as a t-shirt, tank, crew sweatshirt, canvas, or poster
  • Men's and women's sizes from $17.95

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  • Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
  • Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
  • International shipping is worked out at checkout from the delivery address.
  • Free returns and exchanges.
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A cave-dwelling creature crouched on a rocky ledge, cradling not jewelry but a very familiar slasher blade, lit theatrically from above so both reverence and menace hang in the air.

Yes. It fuses a fantasy cave-creature's obsession with a lakeside slasher's weapon into one dark joke, evoked in art without naming any film or character on the shirt.

Horror and fantasy fans who love a clever crossover gag and want a moody, theatrical print that reads great year round.

Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size, printed in the USA so color holds through repeat washes.

Men's and women's sizes from $17.95, as a t-shirt, tank, crew sweatshirt, canvas, or poster up to $46.95.

Made in the USA Custom made to order
Original Designs Not found in stores
Returns & Exchanges Free & easy
Artist Royalty They earn when you buy