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About me

Amanda (Homo amandicus) is a tourist and a fangirl. She was raised by wolves in the backwoods of northeast Florida. A pair of humans discovered her and took it upon themselves to bring her into civilization, where she remains just long enough to get too much education. Following the impending completion of her masters degree, Amanda will make her escape from polite society to an undisclosed location. On occasion, she can be heard wistfully singing, "Oh, give me a home, where the chocobo roam, where the owls and the hippogryphs play; where seldom are seen any angels weeping, and the Dersites stay far, far away." Also answers to: Statler, as in the cantankerous old Muppet.