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Smiling mid century pitchman with bright poolside colors and vintage typography in a satirical retro ad layout.

Kino's Pool Floaties

$24.95

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  • Printed on demand in the USA
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
  • The artist earns on every sale

A 1950s-style advertisement shows the smiling face of an older man with swept grey hair beside two orange and white striped floats. Big teal and cream letters spell "Pool Floaties" under the orange script "Kino's". Script above reads "Can't Swim? No Problem!" and a teal ribbon says "Your One Way Out of the Deep End!".

This kino's pool floaties shirt suits sci-fi viewers who enjoy dark satire dressed up as a cheerful old ad.

Printed on demand in the USA.

Why Fans Choose This Tee

  • Teal, orange and cream print with a dark red shadow
  • Men's tee is a modern classic fit in ring spun cotton
  • Men's Premium tee uses 4.2 oz Airlume cotton
  • Sweatshirt colors include Black and Navy, in an 8 oz blend

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  • Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
  • Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
  • International shipping is worked out at checkout from the delivery address.
  • 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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A retro advert with a smiling older man, two striped floats, big block lettering and slogans about the deep end. The colors are teal, orange and cream.

It presents a deadly way out of a prison as a cheerful pool product, using a sci-fi rebellion series as its source. The tagline is a grim pun on the deep end.

Fans of recent space rebellion dramas who enjoy dark satire in vintage ad style.

It is printed on Men's, Women's, Men's Premium and Women's Premium tees, tank tops, Crew Neck Sweatshirts, Prints and Canvas Wraps. Colors include Black and Navy.

Each item is printed on demand in the USA after ordering.

Made in the USA Custom made to order
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