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Bluey 182
by daletheskaterfrom $19.95
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This 80s satire cyborg cop graphic tee captures a classic commercial punchline from a dystopian action satire. A grinning pitchman and a chunky retro layout play the absurd future advertising completely straight.
The bold catchphrase does the heavy lifting, poking fun at a world that will sell anything. It rewards fans of gritty, tongue in cheek science fiction from the era of big shoulder pads.
Part of the daily limited drop, available only while the countdown is still ticking.
Why Fans Choose This Tee
- Soft midweight cotton carries a high detail print that will not crack or peel.
- True to size unisex cut; go up one size for extra room.
- Available across tanks, crew neck sweatshirts, canvas wraps, prints, and posters.
- Durable cured ink stands up to repeat washes without dulling the graphic.
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- Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
- Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
- International shipping is worked out at checkout from the delivery address.
- 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
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Questions about this design
A grinning retro pitchman and a chunky television ad layout selling an absurd future product with one bold catchphrase.
It riffs on a satirical dystopian action classic that mocked a world willing to sell anything.
Tees, tank tops, crew neck sweatshirts, canvas wraps, prints, and posters.
It comes in sizes small to plus in unisex, womens, and premium blends. The fit is true to size, so pick your normal size or size up one for a looser drape.
It prints for a limited daily drop. When the drop window closes the design leaves the active lineup, so order it while it is still live.