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Bruce or Clark Exclusive

by Hard Decora

$22.95

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  • Printed on demand in the USA
  • Free shipping on orders $69+
  • Free returns & exchanges
  • The artist earns on every sale

This comic love triangle tee plays out a classic cape-comic dilemma in the style of vintage teen romance strips. A confident billionaire type and a mild-mannered reporter share a single milkshake with a certain tiara-wearing heroine, three straws, three question marks, and one entertaining choice.

The joke lands because everyone already knows the secret identities under those suits and glasses, making it one of the more playful comics graphic tees around.

RIPT drops a new original design every day and retires them without warning.

Why Fans Choose This Tee

  • Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size
  • Printed in the USA with color that holds through repeat washes
  • Available as a t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tank, or canvas
  • Men's, women's, and youth sizes.

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  • Printed on demand in the USA, so each one is made after it is ordered.
  • Shipping from $5.49. Free over $69.00.
  • International shipping is worked out at checkout from the delivery address.
  • Free returns and exchanges.
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A love-triangle gag drawn like a vintage teen romance strip, where a billionaire, a bespectacled reporter, and a tiara-wearing heroine share one milkshake.

It winks at two famous cape alter egos competing for one iconic heroine, using secret-identity humor with no character or publisher named on the shirt.

Yes. It rewards anyone raised on silver-age comics and newspaper strips, in men's, women's, and youth sizes.

Soft ring-spun cotton with a unisex fit that runs true to size, printed in the USA so color holds through repeat washes.

Men's, women's, and youth sizes as a t-shirt, hoodie, sweatshirt, tank, or canvas.

Made in the USA Custom made to order
Original Designs Not found in stores
Returns & Exchanges Free & easy
Artist Royalty They earn when you buy