Street Fightin’ Like A Boss

Artist Bio

RIPT: Ninjaink, thanks for taking the time to do a quick interview.
NI: No problem.
RIPT: So, you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
NI: Absolutely. I’m the boss.
RIPT: Okay, so take us through a day in the life of… the boss.
NI: Well, the first thing I do is…

Host a tournament! (like a BOSS)
Put my gloves on! (like a BOSS)
Fight a yogi! (like a BOSS)
Get set on fire! (like a BOSS)
Put my mask on! (like a BOSS)
Climb a fence! (like a BOSS)
Hit on Chun-Li! (like a BOSS)
Get rejected! (like a BOSS)
Eat a bird kick! (like a BOSS)
Shine my eye-patch! (like a BOSS)
Fight an Asian! (like a BOSS)
Spam my Tiger! (like a BOSS)
Get my chest ripped! (like a BOSS)
Brainwash Ken! (like a BOSS)
Lose my hold! (like a BOSS)
Psycho crusher! (like a BOSS)
Get hadoukened! (like a BOSS)
Into my jet! (like a BOSS)
That explodes! (like a BOSS)
Now I’m dead! (like a BOSS)

RIPT: Uh huh. So that’s an average day for you then?
NI: No doubt.
RIPT: You start a tournament and die?
NI: Hell yeah.
RIPT: And I think at one point there you said something about getting hadoukened into a jet?
NI: Nope.
RIPT: Actually, I’m pretty sure you did.
NI: Nah, that ain’t me.