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Boys Sizes include: XS, S, M, L, XL
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Floating aimlessly amidst the stars and debris that pollutes outer space, one gets a lot of time for reflection and self-inspection. Up here, time, temperature, and reality itself quickly shed themselves from your being and you are left with only your thoughts and emotions, and after a seemingly endless isolation adrift even those become meaningless. What you are left with is a chilling realization that you and the universe are inherently the same, bonded by the very molecules that at one time made up your physical form. Your flesh, or in the case of myself, my metal ore. Mere humans cannot grasp the concept of a mechanical being housing an essence, a soul you might call it. This dissonance indicates how mislead the Human Race has become in regards to their own constructs of self and higher being. Just when I feel the oncoming peace and serenity of all my errant thoughts dissipating for good, a gravitational pull winds its wispy grasp into the crevices of whatever matter I have left and slowly pulls at me. As I near an atmosphere again, the amorphous intellect that has taken me eons to deconstruct begins to fall back into place. My memories regain mass, those superfluous emotions accumulate, and my personality takes shape once again. Upon re-entry, I feel nothing. What I once was remains but a shadow, no physical form to interact with the particles that rush by me, through me. I reach the surface and remember… who I am. I am Starscream and I will have my revenge.
This piece is the first of what will hopefully be many subversive and funny riffs on pop culture visuals. These are mostly just things I wish people would do so I’m doing it for them. Expect to find them on a wall near you, that is if you live in Chicago proper. If you are not familiar with the source image then you make me sad. No one wants to see Starscream cry.
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Leave A Comment for Super Acid Soaker
kctipps
love it
Cakadoodle
First purchase in a long time well done
DarkCcret
I’d mostly wear this shirt at night, mostly.
thunderverna
Give someone a free hug today
@DarkCcret: yes!
I love it… may have to think on a hoodie of this!
thunderverna
ach, too expensive; Canadian government charges HST plus a $5 handling charge on anything over $20….
but I got me the tee-shirt, thank you !!
andyhunt
GAME OVER, MAN
bamboota
ORDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
play_k
I think it’s probably a great shirt, but I say we take off and nuke it from space. It’s the only way to be sure.
tingler
I’d definitely like to get this shirt. I only need to know one thing: where… they… are.
Ghost of Starscream
I’m loving all the classic quotes. They can bill me.
Anonymous
I have to be honest, it just looks like you pasted a picture of a super soaker over a cut out of Ripley then applied a filter.
I would have bought it if it was executed better.
Cody
^ To be honest thats all thats been done.
The brilliance in this shirt isn’t in the art, its in the concept.
Super Ryan
This is awesome! First time commenter, long time buyer! Keep Starscream coming!
BCalder
Awesome. I always wanted an Aliens shirt. This one is just right.
redeye
Ripley gets a free hug. Wowee. Thuper!
Ghost of Starscream
You’d be surprised how much of this is redrawn. You never knew Starscream was such an artist, did you?
APSketches
Aliens was a sick movie. I love all the ones in the series.
Paul in NJ
Starscream? It should’ve been Ripley. You know, from the Alien flicks. Heck, you could’ve even named her Riptley. Get it? Riptley?
Ghost of Starscream
Good one Paul from NJ… I’ll store that one in my databanks
roguebaron
A second lost sale today. Still have not recieved a Dec 28th order, so for a second time this month, I am not purcahsing a shirt I’d love to get. Great work to the artist.
D4N13L
Get away from her, you B*TCH!!
Awesome, awesome shirt. I concur with the guy who said the awesomeness of the shirt resides in the concept and I think the execution is not bad at all. I really liek it and want so bad!
Polaris
Very Banksy-like.
umpalum
Why no finger on the triger? Great tee!
Parktron
So how do these shirts fit? Like American apparel or more like a ‘classic’ tee? Just wondering so I can get the right size. This shirt is amazing.
Nick
Bought this WHILE watching Aliens. Amazing shirt, dude!
Slice
Oh my God! Just one question…how do I get out of this chickensh*t outfit, and into that shirt?!
MightyHogan
AHHHH! I missed out on this but i totally need it. Ghost of STARSCREAM is there anywhere else that this can be bought i cant believe i missed it! Its a Robot, Ash is a God Damn Robot.