(From left to right) Boys, Girls, Toddlers
Boys Sizes include: XS, S, M, L, XL
Girls Sizes include: 6/8, 10/, 14/
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Toddlers Sizes include: 2T, 3T, 4T
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My name is Paul. I design stuff. I’m from the UK.
I used to work in a massive warehouse picking orders. One day I left my work trolley on floor one while I went up to floor two to pick an item. Strolling around upstairs I somehow managed to drop a pound coin. The coin rolled away from me and as I chased it it fell down a gap in the flooring.
I made my way despondently and one pound poorer back to my trolley. And there, to my amazement, was my pound coin! 50,000 square feet of warehouse and my pound coin fell through a gap in the floor directly above my trolley!!!
True story.
A big thank you to…
TJ here at Ript. @justinrampage and @shirtoid for their tireless promotion of geek art and t-shirts. My long suffering wife for everything. Redbubble peeps for being super cool and talented. Emma H (Puppaluppa) for “motivational Wednesdays”. Everyone else.
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robotrobotrobot
Morning everybody! MY first shirt at Ript. Wooo! Stage 1 of my evil plan complete!
Evil Plan:
Stage 1: Get shirt printed at Ript.
Stage 2: Destroy the Universe.
Donutz
@robotrobotrobot
You need a “Muhahahahahaha” at there end there buddy… Lol
Sion
Destroy the Universe you say, sounds like a plan. I’m in ^_^.
I’m getting this.
Matt
Totally awesome, can’t buy though :(
The zomblite needs a wrist strap to prevent people from losing it D:
Special C
Confused? Should there be a word after the word equally? This just doesn’t read right to me.
monkeyman
Give someone a free hug today
monkeyman
it says they are equally at home lighting or destroying. seems right to me
give someone a free donkeypunch today
Alvin
Give someone an expensive hug today
Grace-C
I give people free hugs all of the time O_o Have I been doing it wrong, should I be charging them?
(Love this tee by-the-way.)
gessepi
you can’t destroy the universe! that’s there i keep all my stuff!
robotrobotrobot
Awesome comments everybody thanks very much. Donkeypunch! Ha! There’s an idea for a t-shirt if I ever heard one.
Regarding the destruction of the universe. Unfortunately “Super Villains R Us” have sold out of death rays. However they are expecting new stock next Tuesday. So if it’s ok with everybody I will kill you all then.
Thanks for your patience.
p.s. In this day and age I find it hard to believe that people haven’t backed up their existence’s onto an external universe drive.
heavyhand
Cool man! Congrats! :)
robotrobotrobot
Thanks HH. :)
Btw, if anyone tweets I will be there pretty much all day. (Every day.) Drop by and say hi. Or use other words.
http://twitter.com/robotrobotROBOT
Hugs
Give someone a free hug today
Drugs
Give someone a free handjob today
Drugs
Give someone a free mug today
robotrobotrobot
Mug someone for drugs today.
Don’t though.
Shamwow
Give a bug some drugs for hugs today.
bamboota
Fawk hugs! Imma bash some zombie right in the head with my flash light!!! RAWRRRR!!!!!!!!
This shirt is amazing!!! BOUGHT!!!! ^_^
Congratz rrR! woot!!!
D4N13L
HAHA!! Robot did it!! congrats on your very first RIPT print! I hope you can go and accomplish that “detroying the universe” thingy/plan :)
Cheers Robo!!
robotrobotrobot
Thanks D4N13L :)
I might hold off on destroying the universe and see if I can get another print.
(He says, bowing to the ript master!)
:D
Yanmos
This is awesome! Congrats for your first Ript print!
robotrobotrobot
Thanks Yanmos! :)
Ian G
Great design! I really do like it. But not to take anything away from the illustration, colors, layout, everything in general; i think this may work better as a poster or print rather then a t-shirt. For me there is way too much small print that no one will be able to read. And it’s really clever and well written and i would want people to read it. Keep it up though, can’t wait to see more!
robotrobotrobot
Hey Ian,
Thanks for the very fair comments. It is actually available as part of a poster elsewhere. Obviously I don’t want to directly advertise on Ript but if you have a snoop around you will find it!
Paul-RIPT Tees
Stage 1: Get shirt printed at Ript.
Stage 2: Destroy the Universe.
Stage 3: ?????
Stage 4: PROFIT!!!
robotrobotrobot
Stage 4: PROFIT!!!???
I am beginning to see I might have been a bit hasty with my universe destroying plans.
redeye
Give to someone a day hug free.
Too many germs!
I agree with Ian G.. Word for word.
TeoZ
Congrats dude!!
padair
Great shirt. I cannot get it… God damm the Irish budget and feck those dammed (B)ankers .
midgerock
Congrats on the print and I’m in for one. Gotta check the budget to see if I can snag one. Still have feed the wife and kids, ya know.
D4N13L
Dude, this is the first of many, I’m sure!
I wish I have some moneys to spend on this awesome tee… hope I can gather a couple bucks in the next 11 hours an make it on time.
Cheers R!
robotrobotrobot
Thanks Teo!
@padair DAMN THIS GLOBAL ECONOMY! ;)
@midgerock Have you considered just feeding your favourite child? ;)
Cheers D. You better organise a last minute poker game! :D
bamboota
@D4niel…thats right! Ur tee is on Qwertee! Good Luck!!
@Robot I used my last $12 bucks on u!!! lol
robotrobotrobot
@bamboota That’s why you’re awesome! :)
robotrobotrobot
Well, I’ve been pressing f5 for about over 13 hours now so it’s time to take break!
Thanks for all the support, the comments and of course the buys!
I might not be back tonight so if I don’t acknowledge your post it’s because I’m in bed. Although I am sure I will be f5′ing in my sleep.
Thanks again guys and see you in the morning! ;)
catsclaws
Bought one for my dudely <3 He helped me get over my irrational fear of zombies…by exposing me to many, many Zombie flicks!!
My favourite? Fido
yes, what can I say? Over poignant social commentary, I pick the one with lots of vintage dress eye-candy ^_^
Nad Gregoire
well, DUH. so glad i decided to check the site today. i’m trying to limit myself. no happening.
logosgal
I think I’ll go for a nice ranged weapon to go up against zombies with…
Usually I trade hugs, rather than giving them strictly free.
Turambar
Did purchase. I’ve often thought the heavy torch would be a great zombie fighting tool in a country with few guns (Australia). Now I can inform others using an educational t-shirt. Thanks mate!