Groovy

Artist Bio

Ex CIA operative Agent Sotomayor, also known as the scourge of Milton Keynes, is as famous now for t-shirt designing as he was for his violent and unnecessary, black ops cake decorating.

It is also a little known fact that during the 17th century Daniel was often found rearranging mountain ranges so they spelled out rude words when viewed from space.

He is 16 feet tall and know where you live.

Before resorting to t-shirt design Daniel played the Theremin for the Oasis tribute band “The Beatles”.
Daniel Sotomayor invented trousers, is allergic to fluff and is in Techinicolor.

Daniel Sotomayor is Rick Moranis.

Once upon a time Daniel was picking at one of his toenails and then the toenail fell off and under the toenail was an undiscovered race of people none of whom had toenails but they did all have cars in the shape of trees powered by elastic bands made from pink but not that yucky bright pink.a nice shade of pink actually it was probably a faded red.

People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Mm-mm-mm. Mm, I love scotch. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down. Down into my belly. .

I’m Daniel and I like to lean forward and put my hands on the floor. Then I curl my body up while pushing off with my legs. Momentum and gravity then cause my body and legs to travel above and over my head. The curve of my back ensures a nice soft landing and if all goes well I end up back on my feet.

‘Cause that’s how I roll.